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Episode 44 – Death and Other Misadventures

 

[Content note: death, cancer, foster care]

Dear Listener,

Returning from their quest, our heroes sit in the flickering light of the fire and ponder – has this ordeal changed them? What is the meaning of life? Why are birds so darn cheeky?

 

*sympathetic hand pat*

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 41 – Kitchen Talk

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

 

Dear Listener,

We are deep thinkers, you know that. But sometimes, in the depths of the night when the horrors that lurk in shadowy places crowd the corners above weary heads, I wonder — have we delved too deep?

And what would my workplace crush think of that?

 

Until the next time, we remain

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 40 – Ménage à Trois Edition Number 2 (Ménage à quatre?) but really: The Weekend

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, suicide]

 

Dear Listener,

God-Damn it, it is mighty cold (and we are not just talking about Tash’s shoulder *ba-dam tish*). This week we decided to take an afternoon nap in our toasty warm bed. And after the nap, we watched Youtube in our toasty warm bed. And after the Youtube, we tried to come up with  a word for when someone asks “what are you thinking?” and what you are thinking is not really important but it would be a lot of effort to put it in to a sensible collection of words; our best was ‘mind drifting’ and ‘thought flotsam’. And after all that, we ran out of any ideas about how to legitimately stay in bed, until Tash remembered we had not done the podcast. Here is that effort.

Cheerio,

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 13 – We’re Back!

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual innuendo]

 

Dear Listener,

Sorry for the hiatus. Here is a long arse-podcast to make up for it.

Regards,

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 12 – Anxiety

[Content note: sexual themes, vulgar language, discussion of mental illness, anxiety, panic]

Dear Listener,

This week we discuss fear… no, stress… no, anxiety—we’re pretty sure it’s anxiety. The thing about anxiety is that it can be pretty tricky to identify. We know right now your heart is beating fast, your loins are alight, but these are not symptoms of anxiety. No, you are just writhing in anticipation at the thought of hearing this next instalment of Heaps Funny But. And who could blame you?

Not us,

Tash and PanstlessJam.

 

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P.S. If you need some way to expend that built up energy, there’s a meat raffle on Saturday.

 

 

 

 

Episode 10 – Tips and Tricks to Get By in Life

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, cancer, domestic violence]

Dear Listener,

This podcast is made specifically for you. You are a loser, but we’ve got the good tonic to solve this problem. Here, we let loose our platinum-plated tips and tricks to get by in life. So if you want to make friends, and influence people, you should definitely listen to this podcast because it is 100% guaranteed to be pure truth. It is definitely not two people talking out of their arses. Everything is well thought out, tried and tested, scientifically verifiable and confirmed…

In lighter news, the parasitic alien that Tash was hosting in her forearm finally burst out. It is right behind you.

 

Yours faithfully,

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. As promised, here is an article explaining how to effectively google things! And if you are curious, here is a link to a fact sheet on violence against women in Australia.

 

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Episode 7 – Loving Imperfect Things

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, suicide]

Dear Listener,

Today we are talking about loving problematic things, a subject Tash knows a lot about. Whether PantslessJam is covered in stains and crumbs, or just being a dickhead, he has a lot of problems.  But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be loved. And so it is for most things: they may not be perfect but you can still love them.

Also, keep an ear out for the million dollar secret code in the podcast. If you crack it, we’ll send you one billion dollars.

Kind regards,

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. We also discuss this article and make use of music from here.

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Episode 6 – Criticism

[Content Note: sexual themes, vulgar language]

Dear Listener,

You suck. No, not really. We’re sure you are a great human being or functioning super robot. The point is criticism is hard. But sometimes it can be really helpful and the basis of tremendous growth.

Criticism is the topic of this week’s podcast. We can’t quite remember the details, as we recorded this a few weeks ago, but we are sure all the important bases are covered. You know, giving criticism, receiving criticism and all that other junk.

We really hope you enjoy this. And feel free to give us some feedback on the episode. We’d love to hear it.

Have a great week,

Tash and PantslessJam.

 

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Episode 2 – Hopes and Dreams

[Content Note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

So we’re back and this time it’s personal. We feel we’ve improved on last week’s effort. The recording is a little cleaner, the conversation a little zippier and Tash still gets called promiscuous in so many words.

This week we talk about our hopes and dreams. We hope you like it. And we dream that one day we will take your money somehow. Until then, we’ll settle for stealing your giggles. Until then….

Have fun,

Tash and PantslessJam.

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