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Episode 40 – Ménage à Trois Edition Number 2 (Ménage à quatre?) but really: The Weekend

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, suicide]

 

Dear Listener,

God-Damn it, it is mighty cold (and we are not just talking about Tash’s shoulder *ba-dam tish*). This week we decided to take an afternoon nap in our toasty warm bed. And after the nap, we watched Youtube in our toasty warm bed. And after the Youtube, we tried to come up with  a word for when someone asks “what are you thinking?” and what you are thinking is not really important but it would be a lot of effort to put it in to a sensible collection of words; our best was ‘mind drifting’ and ‘thought flotsam’. And after all that, we ran out of any ideas about how to legitimately stay in bed, until Tash remembered we had not done the podcast. Here is that effort.

Cheerio,

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 32 – The Artful Podcasters

[Content Note: vulgar language, sexual themes, domestic violence]

Dear Listener,

There’s a fork in the road. Which path do you choose? The one heading to your destination, or the one that goes nowhere?

Here’s what happens when you make the latter choice.

Salutations and good byes,

Tash and PantslessJam

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Episode 30 – Ménage à Trois edition

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

In the annals of time, it is often seen than practicality and hard figures win out over matters of the heart and the pull off the soul. And yet always, ALWAYS, the tides of destiny and fate rule over all.

Yours truly,

Tash and PantslessJam

Episode 29 – Vulgarity

[Content note: very vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

Only gentlemen, ladies and refined others will appreciate this exquisite and subtle show. It pairs well with a Sylvain Cathiard Romanee-Saint-Vivant Grand Cru, Cuban cigars, bird’s nest soup, white truffles, and leather-clad sex workers. Enjoy only in moderation.

Adieu,

Tash & PantslessJam

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Episode 23 – Upstate New York (New York?)

[Content Note: Sexual themes, vulgar language, suicide, extreme weather]

Dear Listener,

We’re back and we’re 100% more married! We’ve struggled through “historic” blizzards and very boring televised sporting displays to bring this latest podcast episode to you, so enjoy.

Also, please enjoy these pictures of pizza-eating and snow:

PantslessJam mid-pizza-slice Snow on the ground

Go Seahawks!

Tash and PantslessJam

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Episode 21 – Children

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, annoying high pitched whiny noise]

Dear Listener,

This week we’re talking about kids. We don’t want any, thank you very much. Please pay attention to the sign clearly posted on our letterbox next time.

*slamming door*

Tash and PantslessJam

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Episode 20 – The Crystal Ball

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, suicide]

Dear Listener,

As the sun sets on 2014, and while it rises on 2015, more awful metaphors will be made. Join us as we peer into the future, this time not using our time machine to look at Twitter but using it to look at ourselves. We reminisce about what we’ve liked from our first 20 episodes and what we want for this year of podcasting.

[Joke inserted here]

Kind regards,

Tash and PantslessJam

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Episode 19 – Gifts, Holiday Food, and Whining

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, mental illness, poor sound quality]

Dear Listener,

In this exciting episode, our heroes, Tash and PantslessJam, meander through some holiday topics. While the energy was low, the insight… was also low. Indeed, there’s not much to recommend this episode, but you never know. Out of something that might seem objectively terrible, you may find the love of your life. We know that Tash did.

Here’s to your holidays going well, or at least being short.

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. Here is Tash’s recipe for Bailey’s Balls (or Rum Balls if you insist on tradition):

Ingredients

  • 1 packet Nice biscuits
  • 1 tin sweetened condensed milk
  • 1 cup of desiccated coconut
  • a few tablespoons of cocoa
  • a few tablespoons of Bailey’s
  • 1 additional cup of coconut for rolling

Method

  • Crush up your biscuits (I find a big bowl and the end of a rolling pin to be the way to go)
  • Throw in your booze, condensed milk, cocoa and the first cup of coconut
  • Mix it all up
  • Pop it in the fridge for 10 minutes or so to harden up a bit
  • Get out 2 plates: one for your second cup of coconut and one for the finished balls
  • Grab about a big teaspoon of mixture, roll it into a ball in your hands, then roll it in the coconut to coat it
  • Boom, you’re done! Repeat for the rest of the mixture.

*I don’t know where this recipe came from – probably a magazine or such like once upon a time. It’s a fairly common one and I do not claim ownership*

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Episode 17 – Pretension and Other Mortal Sins

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

This week we got  a little distracted after our theme ran out a little early. But that’s all unimportant.

Here is the real glory! May I present to you, Putin on the Ritz! *wild applause*


See ya round, kid!

Tash and PantslessJam

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Episode 16 – Illness

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, sickness, injury]

Dear Listener,

This episode is pretty sick! Tash has been struck down by Labyrinthitis. Putting our holiday plans on pause, we’re both happy to auditorily visit you again, our most precious listener.

Interestingly, we didn’t mention Ebola. It strikes us as a missed opportunity. We could have joked that Tash has Ebola (that she was the bell of Ebola).

We also didn’t get to talk about PantslessJam’s favourite topic – the moral culpability of getting others sick. While it is incredibly boring to listen to, his rant is along the lines of: the moral culpability usually attaches to the person who was sick and “gave” it to the new person. But, assuming that the sick person didn’t cough on the new person or intentionally spread their illness, the sick person’s only fault was getting sick – something that… see this is boring.

Anyway, you can listen to what we did talk about!

Kind regards,

Tash and PantslessJam

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