Someone once said, ‘better a square foot of New York than the rest of everywhere else’. That person was an idiot – what if you got one of the shitty little parts of New York, like off to the side somewhere? You gave up the Great Wall of China for that?! You’re an idiot. Also, pyramids?
Anyway, we’re not at the pyramids, we’re in New York, New York – the city that never sleeps, and neither do we apparently.
[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, suicide]
As the sun sets on 2014, and while it rises on 2015, more awful metaphors will be made. Join us as we peer into the future, this time not using our time machine to look at Twitter but using it to look at ourselves. We reminisce about what we’ve liked from our first 20 episodes and what we want for this year of podcasting.
[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, self harm]
They say third time’s the charm; they also you you can’t trust a man with two first names; so ‘they’ are clearly morons. But even a broken clock is right twice a day (well, once in twenty-four hour time). And maybe, just maybe those morons are right about our third time out.
In any case, we are excited for this topic: food, a subject near and dear to our hearts. In PantslessJam’s case, only the cholesterol part of food is near his heart, the calories are around his waist and vitamins in his bright blue eyes. But we both have a passion for food. So sit down and tuck in to a big helping of ‘Heaps Funny But’.