This week’s podcast was a roller coaster ride of emotions. A bit of anger, fear and disgust, with a lot of joy and sadness. While we both grew as people and became more mature, we left part of our younger self behind.
[Content note: sexual themes, vulgar language, discussion of mental illness, anxiety, panic]
This week we discuss fear… no, stress… no, anxiety—we’re pretty sure it’s anxiety. The thing about anxiety is that it can be pretty tricky to identify. We know right now your heart is beating fast, your loins are alight, but these are not symptoms of anxiety. No, you are just writhing in anticipation at the thought of hearing this next instalment of Heaps Funny But. And who could blame you?
[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, cancer, domestic violence]
This podcast is made specifically for you. You are a loser, but we’ve got the good tonic to solve this problem. Here, we let loose our platinum-plated tips and tricks to get by in life. So if you want to make friends, and influence people, you should definitely listen to this podcast because it is 100% guaranteed to be pure truth. It is definitely not two people talking out of their arses. Everything is well thought out, tried and tested, scientifically verifiable and confirmed…
In lighter news, the parasitic alien that Tash was hosting in her forearm finally burst out. It is right behind you.