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Episode 45 – The Heady Days of Yore

 

[Content Note: Vulgar language, philosophy]

Dear Listener,

This week we recorded a podcast while holding glasses of scotch. If you listen closely, you might even hear your hosts slowly blushing.

 

Yours truly,

Tash and Pantsless Jam

 

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Episode 19 – Gifts, Holiday Food, and Whining

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, mental illness, poor sound quality]

Dear Listener,

In this exciting episode, our heroes, Tash and PantslessJam, meander through some holiday topics. While the energy was low, the insight… was also low. Indeed, there’s not much to recommend this episode, but you never know. Out of something that might seem objectively terrible, you may find the love of your life. We know that Tash did.

Here’s to your holidays going well, or at least being short.

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. Here is Tash’s recipe for Bailey’s Balls (or Rum Balls if you insist on tradition):

Ingredients

  • 1 packet Nice biscuits
  • 1 tin sweetened condensed milk
  • 1 cup of desiccated coconut
  • a few tablespoons of cocoa
  • a few tablespoons of Bailey’s
  • 1 additional cup of coconut for rolling

Method

  • Crush up your biscuits (I find a big bowl and the end of a rolling pin to be the way to go)
  • Throw in your booze, condensed milk, cocoa and the first cup of coconut
  • Mix it all up
  • Pop it in the fridge for 10 minutes or so to harden up a bit
  • Get out 2 plates: one for your second cup of coconut and one for the finished balls
  • Grab about a big teaspoon of mixture, roll it into a ball in your hands, then roll it in the coconut to coat it
  • Boom, you’re done! Repeat for the rest of the mixture.

*I don’t know where this recipe came from – probably a magazine or such like once upon a time. It’s a fairly common one and I do not claim ownership*

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Episode 18 – The Holidays are Coming!

[Content note: sexual themes, coarse language, mental illness]

Dear Listener,

Sex sex sex! This week we don’t talk sex. Not once. Okay maybe once. We forget what we said.

Cheerio,

Tash and PantslessJam.

P.S. Can you tell the difference?

Absolutely perfect nearly identical model of the SkywhaleSky Whale image from the SMH

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Episode 17 – Pretension and Other Mortal Sins

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

This week we got  a little distracted after our theme ran out a little early. But that’s all unimportant.

Here is the real glory! May I present to you, Putin on the Ritz! *wild applause*


See ya round, kid!

Tash and PantslessJam

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Episode 13 – We’re Back!

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual innuendo]

 

Dear Listener,

Sorry for the hiatus. Here is a long arse-podcast to make up for it.

Regards,

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 12 – Anxiety

[Content note: sexual themes, vulgar language, discussion of mental illness, anxiety, panic]

Dear Listener,

This week we discuss fear… no, stress… no, anxiety—we’re pretty sure it’s anxiety. The thing about anxiety is that it can be pretty tricky to identify. We know right now your heart is beating fast, your loins are alight, but these are not symptoms of anxiety. No, you are just writhing in anticipation at the thought of hearing this next instalment of Heaps Funny But. And who could blame you?

Not us,

Tash and PanstlessJam.

 

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P.S. If you need some way to expend that built up energy, there’s a meat raffle on Saturday.

 

 

 

 

Episode 11 – Facts!

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

Here is another one. This one’s about facts. Well, this one has some facts in it. The show isn’t about facts, rather it’s a fact show, and that’s a fact.

In other news, we both died this week. From now on the show will be posted from the afterlife. We don’t think it should affect much. But, of course, death took up a lot of our time this week (you know the papers and all that) so we don’t have much to report.

Yours sincerely,

Tash and PantslessJam.

PS: Tash did become Empress of the Universe this week, too. But the intergalactic war was on the boring side, so we assume you wouldn’t want to hear about that.

 

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Episode 10 – Tips and Tricks to Get By in Life

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, cancer, domestic violence]

Dear Listener,

This podcast is made specifically for you. You are a loser, but we’ve got the good tonic to solve this problem. Here, we let loose our platinum-plated tips and tricks to get by in life. So if you want to make friends, and influence people, you should definitely listen to this podcast because it is 100% guaranteed to be pure truth. It is definitely not two people talking out of their arses. Everything is well thought out, tried and tested, scientifically verifiable and confirmed…

In lighter news, the parasitic alien that Tash was hosting in her forearm finally burst out. It is right behind you.

 

Yours faithfully,

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. As promised, here is an article explaining how to effectively google things! And if you are curious, here is a link to a fact sheet on violence against women in Australia.

 

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Episode 9 – Fiction

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

Alright, alright, we get it. We’re sorry we missed last week, and we understand that you’re so psychologically connected to the podcast that you can’t go on living without your weekly fix of Heaps Funny But. There was a quality issue with last week’s podcast; it was way too good. There is no way we could keep up that standard, so rather than spoil you, we decided to put that little podcast away and never show it to the world. Our best is for us, and us alone.

More to the point, if you want to complain about something that we do, something in the podcast, some of the drivel Tash says, do so in writing on our website. While we love hearing from you through private channels, eventually we would want to create a little bit of a community so we can commoditise your time and take your soul  be best friends. And we know it seems so far off, considering it’s just you, Listener, but in the end we’ll get there with your help.

This week we talk about fiction, with exciting discussion from Tash about her favourite forms of fiction and with unenthusiastic contributions from PantslessJam who seems to have taken a heavy dose of morphine just before recording.

 

Here’s looking at you, kid,

Tash and PantslessJam.

 

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