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Episode 41 – Kitchen Talk

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

 

Dear Listener,

We are deep thinkers, you know that. But sometimes, in the depths of the night when the horrors that lurk in shadowy places crowd the corners above weary heads, I wonder — have we delved too deep?

And what would my workplace crush think of that?

 

Until the next time, we remain

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 26 – Small Talk or Big Talk?

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

You never really realise how overrated free will is until mind control parasites take it from you.

Now, we’re off to climb a blade of grass. Maybe a small bush.

Adios

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. Here’s a link to that article Tash mentioned/wrote

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Episode 10 – Tips and Tricks to Get By in Life

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, cancer, domestic violence]

Dear Listener,

This podcast is made specifically for you. You are a loser, but we’ve got the good tonic to solve this problem. Here, we let loose our platinum-plated tips and tricks to get by in life. So if you want to make friends, and influence people, you should definitely listen to this podcast because it is 100% guaranteed to be pure truth. It is definitely not two people talking out of their arses. Everything is well thought out, tried and tested, scientifically verifiable and confirmed…

In lighter news, the parasitic alien that Tash was hosting in her forearm finally burst out. It is right behind you.

 

Yours faithfully,

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. As promised, here is an article explaining how to effectively google things! And if you are curious, here is a link to a fact sheet on violence against women in Australia.

 

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Episode 7 – Loving Imperfect Things

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, suicide]

Dear Listener,

Today we are talking about loving problematic things, a subject Tash knows a lot about. Whether PantslessJam is covered in stains and crumbs, or just being a dickhead, he has a lot of problems.  But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be loved. And so it is for most things: they may not be perfect but you can still love them.

Also, keep an ear out for the million dollar secret code in the podcast. If you crack it, we’ll send you one billion dollars.

Kind regards,

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. We also discuss this article and make use of music from here.

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Episode 4 – Friends

[Content note:  vulgar language, sexual themes]

 

Dear Listener,

Still hanging around, huh? Well, since you’re here, have a listen to the latest episode of Heaps Funny But. This week we spoke about friends: good ones, bad ones, how, why, when , what… all that business.

One thing that we mentioned is a certain song from that great piece of literature, Spongebob Squarepants. If you’re especially curious about this relic of Tash’s childhood, you can listen to it here.

And how about you, our silent listener? Do you have any thoughts about friends and friendship? Do you agree with our various ad hoc assertions?  Do you prefer groups of friends, or one-on-one hang outs? Let us know what you think in the comments!

And until next time, that’s Heaps Funny But!

ciao,

Tash and PantslessJam

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