[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, cancer, domestic violence]
This podcast is made specifically for you. You are a loser, but we’ve got the good tonic to solve this problem. Here, we let loose our platinum-plated tips and tricks to get by in life. So if you want to make friends, and influence people, you should definitely listen to this podcast because it is 100% guaranteed to be pure truth. It is definitely not two people talking out of their arses. Everything is well thought out, tried and tested, scientifically verifiable and confirmed…
In lighter news, the parasitic alien that Tash was hosting in her forearm finally burst out. It is right behind you.
[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, suicide]
Today we are talking about loving problematic things, a subject Tash knows a lot about. Whether PantslessJam is covered in stains and crumbs, or just being a dickhead, he has a lot of problems. But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be loved. And so it is for most things: they may not be perfect but you can still love them.
Also, keep an ear out for the million dollar secret code in the podcast. If you crack it, we’ll send you one billion dollars.
Still hanging around, huh? Well, since you’re here, have a listen to the latest episode of Heaps Funny But. This week we spoke about friends: good ones, bad ones, how, why, when , what… all that business.
One thing that we mentioned is a certain song from that great piece of literature, Spongebob Squarepants. If you’re especially curious about this relic of Tash’s childhood, you can listen to it here.
And how about you, our silent listener? Do you have any thoughts about friends and friendship? Do you agree with our various ad hoc assertions? Do you prefer groups of friends, or one-on-one hang outs? Let us know what you think in the comments!