Tag Archives: food

Episode 44 – Death and Other Misadventures

 

[Content note: death, cancer, foster care]

Dear Listener,

Returning from their quest, our heroes sit in the flickering light of the fire and ponder – has this ordeal changed them? What is the meaning of life? Why are birds so darn cheeky?

 

*sympathetic hand pat*

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 43 – We Probably Have Whooping Cough

[Content Note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

This week we talk about how we definitely probably both have Whooping Cough.

Do you have Whooping Cough? If you’ve just listened to our podcast, you do now!

Have fun with that.

 

Achoo!

 

Tash and PantslessJam

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Episode 41 – Kitchen Talk

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

 

Dear Listener,

We are deep thinkers, you know that. But sometimes, in the depths of the night when the horrors that lurk in shadowy places crowd the corners above weary heads, I wonder — have we delved too deep?

And what would my workplace crush think of that?

 

Until the next time, we remain

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 40 – Ménage à Trois Edition Number 2 (Ménage à quatre?) but really: The Weekend

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, suicide]

 

Dear Listener,

God-Damn it, it is mighty cold (and we are not just talking about Tash’s shoulder *ba-dam tish*). This week we decided to take an afternoon nap in our toasty warm bed. And after the nap, we watched Youtube in our toasty warm bed. And after the Youtube, we tried to come up with  a word for when someone asks “what are you thinking?” and what you are thinking is not really important but it would be a lot of effort to put it in to a sensible collection of words; our best was ‘mind drifting’ and ‘thought flotsam’. And after all that, we ran out of any ideas about how to legitimately stay in bed, until Tash remembered we had not done the podcast. Here is that effort.

Cheerio,

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 25 – Tash and PantslessJam Go Au Naturale

[Content Note: Sexual themes, vulgar language]

Dear Listener,

This week we talk about ‘nature’. We get a bit distracted as we chase various tangents. But in all fairness, PantslessJam did his best to focus considering Tash had her tits out. Will you understand the subtle sub-text, the foreplay as we each get more and more excited? Ultimately, we will all be left wondering when will the tension end?

All the best,

Tash and PanstlessJam.

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Episode 19 – Gifts, Holiday Food, and Whining

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, mental illness, poor sound quality]

Dear Listener,

In this exciting episode, our heroes, Tash and PantslessJam, meander through some holiday topics. While the energy was low, the insight… was also low. Indeed, there’s not much to recommend this episode, but you never know. Out of something that might seem objectively terrible, you may find the love of your life. We know that Tash did.

Here’s to your holidays going well, or at least being short.

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. Here is Tash’s recipe for Bailey’s Balls (or Rum Balls if you insist on tradition):

Ingredients

  • 1 packet Nice biscuits
  • 1 tin sweetened condensed milk
  • 1 cup of desiccated coconut
  • a few tablespoons of cocoa
  • a few tablespoons of Bailey’s
  • 1 additional cup of coconut for rolling

Method

  • Crush up your biscuits (I find a big bowl and the end of a rolling pin to be the way to go)
  • Throw in your booze, condensed milk, cocoa and the first cup of coconut
  • Mix it all up
  • Pop it in the fridge for 10 minutes or so to harden up a bit
  • Get out 2 plates: one for your second cup of coconut and one for the finished balls
  • Grab about a big teaspoon of mixture, roll it into a ball in your hands, then roll it in the coconut to coat it
  • Boom, you’re done! Repeat for the rest of the mixture.

*I don’t know where this recipe came from – probably a magazine or such like once upon a time. It’s a fairly common one and I do not claim ownership*

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Episode 3 – Food

 

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, self harm]

Dear Listener,

They say third time’s the charm; they also you you can’t trust a man with two first names; so ‘they’ are clearly morons. But even a broken clock is right twice a day (well, once in twenty-four hour time). And maybe, just maybe those morons are right about our third time out.

In any case, we are excited for this topic: food, a subject near and dear to our hearts. In PantslessJam’s case, only the cholesterol part of food is near his heart, the calories are around his waist and vitamins in his bright blue eyes. But we both have a passion for food. So sit down and tuck in to a big helping of ‘Heaps Funny But’.

See you next time,

Tash and PantslessJam.

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