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Episode 44 – Death and Other Misadventures

 

[Content note: death, cancer, foster care]

Dear Listener,

Returning from their quest, our heroes sit in the flickering light of the fire and ponder – has this ordeal changed them? What is the meaning of life? Why are birds so darn cheeky?

 

*sympathetic hand pat*

Tash and PantslessJam

 

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Episode 34 – The Broken Boy, Part II

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, mental illness]

Dear Listener,

This week you hear all about the gold that is at the end of the rainbow. All you have to do is trap the leprechaun at your feet. And maybe a little dance. Yes, definitely do a little dance.

All the best,

Tash and PantslessJam.

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Episode 33 – The Broken Boy, Part I

[Content Note: Vulgar language, sexual themes, mental illness, child abuse, psychology, injuries]

 

Dear Listener,

 
This week we chat about the Mayor of Crazytown (i.e. psychologists and counsellors) and Tash’s experiences of them. Nominally we were supposed to be talking about Jam and his issues, but Tash hogged the limelight.

 

Probably we’ll do a Part II to check in on Jam and see how he’s going, but only if he’s very very good.

 

Check ya later,

 

Tash and PantslessJam

 

P.S. If you need someone to talk to, consider contacting Lifeline (13 11 14) or 1800 RESPECT (1800 737 732)

 

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Episode 31 – Small Pleasures

[Content Note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

Sometimes when you’re having a bad day, it’s good to reflect on the small pleasures in life. And considering you’ve decided to listen to this podcast, your day must be really fucked.

Lots of love,

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. Did you know you can follow Heaps Funny But on Facebook and Twitter??? Wow, so media!

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Episode 26 – Small Talk or Big Talk?

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes]

Dear Listener,

You never really realise how overrated free will is until mind control parasites take it from you.

Now, we’re off to climb a blade of grass. Maybe a small bush.

Adios

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. Here’s a link to that article Tash mentioned/wrote

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Episode 21 – Children

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, annoying high pitched whiny noise]

Dear Listener,

This week we’re talking about kids. We don’t want any, thank you very much. Please pay attention to the sign clearly posted on our letterbox next time.

*slamming door*

Tash and PantslessJam

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Episode 19 – Gifts, Holiday Food, and Whining

[Content note: vulgar language, sexual themes, mental illness, poor sound quality]

Dear Listener,

In this exciting episode, our heroes, Tash and PantslessJam, meander through some holiday topics. While the energy was low, the insight… was also low. Indeed, there’s not much to recommend this episode, but you never know. Out of something that might seem objectively terrible, you may find the love of your life. We know that Tash did.

Here’s to your holidays going well, or at least being short.

Tash and PantslessJam

P.S. Here is Tash’s recipe for Bailey’s Balls (or Rum Balls if you insist on tradition):

Ingredients

  • 1 packet Nice biscuits
  • 1 tin sweetened condensed milk
  • 1 cup of desiccated coconut
  • a few tablespoons of cocoa
  • a few tablespoons of Bailey’s
  • 1 additional cup of coconut for rolling

Method

  • Crush up your biscuits (I find a big bowl and the end of a rolling pin to be the way to go)
  • Throw in your booze, condensed milk, cocoa and the first cup of coconut
  • Mix it all up
  • Pop it in the fridge for 10 minutes or so to harden up a bit
  • Get out 2 plates: one for your second cup of coconut and one for the finished balls
  • Grab about a big teaspoon of mixture, roll it into a ball in your hands, then roll it in the coconut to coat it
  • Boom, you’re done! Repeat for the rest of the mixture.

*I don’t know where this recipe came from – probably a magazine or such like once upon a time. It’s a fairly common one and I do not claim ownership*

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Episode 18 – The Holidays are Coming!

[Content note: sexual themes, coarse language, mental illness]

Dear Listener,

Sex sex sex! This week we don’t talk sex. Not once. Okay maybe once. We forget what we said.

Cheerio,

Tash and PantslessJam.

P.S. Can you tell the difference?

Absolutely perfect nearly identical model of the SkywhaleSky Whale image from the SMH

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