[Content note: sexual themes, vulgar language]
Someone once said, ‘better a square foot of New York than the rest of everywhere else’. That person was an idiot – what if you got one of the shitty little parts of New York, like off to the side somewhere? You gave up the Great Wall of China for that?! You’re an idiot. Also, pyramids?
Anyway, we’re not at the pyramids, we’re in New York, New York – the city that never sleeps, and neither do we apparently.
Eating the Big Apple,
Tash and PantslessJam
P.S. Here are some squirrels: